Still not dropping it, ya’ll.
Yes… Fat Beggars School of Prophets is like the US Marines. We are looking for A Few Good Men. …and women. Please print off and fill out the application form and mail it in to the church address listed on it. There is still time to ring in the Apocalypse, and you can be part of it.
It’s time to take this blog to the next level. Rather than seeking “followers” as per WordPress, the goal here always was to affect ministry on the streets and in the churches of Lubbock. However, this blog has proven that it reaches a Christian audience far beyond this locale (95% or more, of which, live in homes). It’s nice to write ABOUT these things and it’s nice to read ABOUT them too, but it never was the goal.
Someone made a blog post just today (a different Christian blog) about the difference in knowing ABOUT God and actually knowing God. If there is any truth to that, then it makes sense that it is better to actually SERVE God than it is to simply read ABOUT it. If you are in a relationship with someone who wants to get serious, they are likely to say: Let’s take this to the next level. That is what God is doing through The Fat Beggars School of Prophets; He is telling you, dear readers, Let’s take this to the next level.
If I have any readers here wishing to join the Fat Beggars School of Prophets on our mission from God, please review the blog over all and print off a copy of the Operation: Apocalypse application form below, and mail it to the address listed on the form. (Emails to “Loiter Larry” in the Fat Beggar’s Office at email@example.com are also acceptable as a means of response.) Also as part of this mission, should you choose to accept it, print off extra copies of the application form and (discreetly) leave them (without being seen) in the men’s room where you attend church OR hand them out to the homeless you encounter in your city.
Should God choose not to empower this mission with the Holy Spirit, it will self destruct as soon as you forget it.
This is the REAL mission impossible: Bear the image of God in relation to the street homeless in your town and the church you attend.
Mission assignments will be posted weekly.
Pray for the mission. Keep watch, and pray.