I pledge allegiance to upside-down flags of the divisive partisan politics of the disintegrating States of America, and to the Republic for which they devour, what used to be one nation under many gods – or no gods at all (no longer “one nation” really, but at least we still have many gods), half dissolved, with liberty for gun toters, and justice for the rich (especially the rich and white) – oh and marijuana to sedate everyone else.
(The first casualty of war is the truth.)