(WARNING: Read this joke at your own risk!  No doubt there are a few church people around with buttons this one will push.  Hope you are still laughing at the other end.)

Little Johnny, after begging and pleading with his father for months, was finally allowed to ride the church bus to worship one Sunday.  But when he returned home, he had two black eyes.

His daddy was shocked.  “Johnny!” he exclaimed, “How did you get a pair of black eyes in church???”

Little Johnny, looking down at the floor in utter shame, replied, “Well, Daddy, the liturgy required us to stand up part of the time, sit back down part of the time, and kneel part of the time.  And there was this nice lady in the pew in front of me who… well… every time she stood up, her dress got stuck in her butt crack a little.  I kept looking at that thinking, ‘She doesn’t want her dress stuck there like that.’ So, I finally reached in there and plucked it out for her.”

“Hmmm…” said the dad, “That explains one black eye.  How did you get the other?”

“Well, Daddy, when I realized it got her mad, I pulled it out, I put it right back.”


  1. StainedbytheSpirit · 21 Days Ago

    Oh these are great…..You know the LORD has a great sense of humour too I know this cause I have seen HIM laugh with the biggest belly laugh ever. No joke! It was about my old car….It’s too bad we can’t laugh more about things sometimes. It’s funny because I listen to a radio program in that same car and they were telling jokes of the same nature just yesterday….It’s good to laugh….GOD BLESS


  2. harolene · 20 Days Ago

    😂🤣😂 I know that little boy..


    • Agent X · 20 Days Ago

      Harolene! Don’t throw your family under the bus like that!!! No names on this blog!

      -just kidding, y’all-

      (This is MY confession, not yers. Get yer own.)

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      • harolene · 20 Days Ago

        Could be the “little boy” was me! I was the original little girl with a curl in the middle of my forehead and when I was good I was very very good and when I was bad I was horrid … 😂😂😂


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