CHURCH JOKES TO EMBARRASS THE CHURCH (I)

(I credit Special Agent D – SAD – for this series of jokes)

After many, many, many years lost on a deserted island, a church of Christ member was finally rescued by a passing ship.  Upon discovering the man’s long lonely plight, the captain was particularly intrigued by the fact that the castaway had built three huts on the beach.

“You are just one man.  Why did you build three huts?” the captain asked.

The church of Christ member puffed out his chest and replied, “That one I lived in.  That one over there is where I went to church.  That other one,” with a contemptuous tone a roll of his eyes, he continued, “is where I used to go to church.”

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