LET’S PUT TO REST ANY RUMORS ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR

So, it’s come to my attention that out there on the streets (or even in the blog-O-sphere) there may or may not be rumors going around about my underwear (or lack thereof). I want to go on the record NOW and say officially that I am wearing underwear, that I change them out for clean underwear regularly (practically every day), and that they are clean underwear never worn by another before I got them.

There.

I hope that settles that.

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3 comments

  1. Tim McGee · 20 Days Ago

    ok then

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  2. laceduplutheran · 20 Days Ago

    Sounds like you are ready to run for office now. You have dispelled the negative rumors.

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  3. Steven · 18 Days Ago

    I was worried for a second that you were going to come out as a Mormon.

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