So, you wanna play a mean trick on the homeless. Agent X can help. Just 3 simple steps, and you too can be mean to the homeless. (Just in time for Christmas too!) Here’s how ya do it:
Step 1: Go out and obtain a copy of Corbett and Fikkert’s When Helping Hurts.
Step 2: Do like they say in the book.
Step 3: Claim you are doing it in the Name of Christ.
There. That’s some pretty mean shi… -ahem- a… stuff. Claim you are the church representing Jesus, the same Jesus of the Bible who tells at least one rich man to sell all he owns, give it all to the poor, count his blessings in heaven, and come follow. Yeah. That One. It’ll really confuse the poor who, without your interference know the Good Shepherd’s voice.
3 simple steps, and you too can be mean as hell!
(Wanna take this to the next level? Just make a video of the process, then charge Christians at church $30 to watch it. Call it a training class and act like you are all professional and everything. -Wow! This is too easy.)
(Don’t “like” this one.)
(No. Seriously. Don’t “like” this one.)